Tuesday, March 24, 2009

emo is getting to me.

anyways! on to funnier stuff.
here's two letters written to me by elizabeth and jane and i absolutely laughed till my tears came out. HAHA!!!

Dear Vanness
I don't really know how to tell you this, our affair is over.
I think I realized it when i saw the purple monkey in a clown suit and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that i get turned on only by garbage men.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory.
You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I’m scratching my butt as you read this.

Go milk a cow,
Bird


Dear Vanessa,
I don't really know how to tell you this, i'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when i saw the purple monkey outside of your office and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're middle class enough to understand that i may pee in my pants. I'm returning your your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that i told in my confession today about the moose poaching and i'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Jane


HAHA!!!
this is actually a facebook note my cousin tagged me in and i made one for bird too, before tagging both of them. here it goes!

Dear Elizabeth,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat.
I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection.
I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes.
I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory.
You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Vanessa

very amusing yes? HAHA!!! i couldnt stop laughing at the notes.. all the random stuff! thank goodness for rubbish like these to keep me happy!

anyways, this week is so booked!

wednesday - lunch with a couple of poly classmates
thursday - present shopping with melvin (& shaowei)
friday - baking
saturday - jingjing's 21st chalet

ah, sunday's free and i dont know what i'm going to do. i'm quite reluctant to go work but i know if i dont work, i wont have the money to go overseas! i want to go thailand again!
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i need a short holiday just to be happy, to take my mind of things that i dont want to remember but just keeps popping up.. i dont know why some things just dont stay the way they are. i wish things were different, things were better, things were more beautiful.
but hey, who i am to say aye?
things are the way they are for a reason and i know i cant push the hands of time back to where i want them to be and things are, the way they are.

i'm probably not making any sense already.
i hate it when emo gets to me.

vanessa.c